Curse

Astral_Nomad · Jul 05, 2010, 07:07 AM // 07:07

You might be a guildy if...

1/ Youve ever tried to deek a grasp during the finale of the dragon festival. (*deek = fake them out).
2/ Youve ever went into a mission and won it, realizing only after completion that you had 0 skill points assigned to your character and had been relying totally on your heroes/henchies the whole time.
3/ You have ever swore at your heroes and henchies or called them names for aggro'ing a mob you DID NOT want to mess with.
4/ Youve attempted to go into battle without a build.
5/ Your party leader started a mission or PvP match before you were done preparing your build.
6/ You get some elitist on in your party that thinks he knows more about the game than you do and thus tries to take it over.
7/ You know that underneath a lot female characters there is a male trying to fool you.
8/ You have been hit on by 13 year old male perverts because you are playing an attractive female character.
9/ You are that 13 year old.
10/ You take your armor off for cut scenes.
11/ You know what ToPK, ToA, SoS, BiP, and IWAY all mean.
12/ You know what "sabway" is and how to modify non-necro professions to work with it.
13/ You know the difference between "noob" and "newbie".
14/ You read the GuildwarsGuru forums for fun and drama.
15/ You refer to Kamadan as "Spamadan".
16/ You create a female necromancer character just so you can do the "Thriller" dance.
17/ You tailor your character names to be synergetic with your guild tag. (ie. Ivana Kiss [ALOT])
18/ You vanquished nearly all of an explorable area only to realize you werent in Hard Mode.
19/ You make the same mistake again on the second run.
20/ You think Gwen/Jora/Livia/Eve (or any combination of them) is hot.
21/ You download texmod just so you can use the nude patch to see Livia and Jora nude.
22/ You spend more time playing with your GW than you do with your GF.
23/ You make a female mesmer character just so you can wear her sexy "nightie" armor.
24/ You know that Guild Wars is the only place in the world where alchemy truly exists. You can take something made of 100% iron and salvage 100% steel from it.
25/ You keep reminding yourself "its only a game" when some idiot insults you for making a mistake that they themselves have probably made a thousand times before.

and finally...
You are forever waiting and asking "When is GW2 coming out?"

let me know what you all think.. lol

Terrible Surgeon · Jul 05, 2010, 08:04 AM // 08:04

guilty of a few of those.

jonnieboi05 · Jul 05, 2010, 08:25 AM // 08:25

zzzz... None of these made me laugh in the slightest.

Caw521 · Jul 05, 2010, 08:47 AM // 08:47

... And do you base these off personal experience or what?

jonnieboi05 · Jul 05, 2010, 10:42 AM // 10:42

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Originally Posted by Caw521

... And do you base these off personal experience or what?

My guess? Most definitely.

Astral_Nomad · Jul 05, 2010, 10:55 AM // 10:55

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Originally Posted by JonnieBoi05

My guess? Most definitely.

some yes.. some no.. the nos would be otheres i have seen do..

Astral_Nomad · Jul 05, 2010, 10:56 AM // 10:56

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Originally Posted by JonnieBoi05

zzzz... None of these made me laugh in the slightest.

it was meant to make people with a sense of humor laff.. not GIVE people a sense a humor.. :P

Problem? · Jul 05, 2010, 12:11 PM // 12:11

I lol'd
12chars

Aria Frost · Jul 05, 2010, 12:24 PM // 12:24

Lol. It's all true

Franksalot · Jul 05, 2010, 12:51 PM // 12:51

all expect 9,17 and 21 o:

snowman relic · Jul 05, 2010, 01:09 PM // 13:09

jora and livia have nude patches? =o

Star_Jewel · Jul 05, 2010, 01:10 PM // 13:10

Clearly written with male players in mind.

But there are no gurlz on teh internet, so.... *shrug*

Astral_Nomad · Jul 05, 2010, 01:35 PM // 13:35

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Originally Posted by Star_Jewel

Clearly written with male players in mind.

But there are no gurlz on teh internet, so.... *shrug*

yeah.. sorry Star... Im a guy and i tried to make it general but most of the boneheaded stuff is done by guys anyways... lol

Kook~NBK~ · Jul 05, 2010, 02:02 PM // 14:02

1 & 2 - can't say I've ever done those.
3 - I will NEVER allow Zhed in my party (unless required) because of psycho aggroing.
4 - Did that once - I think it's only right that a legendary survivor be able to engage in hand-to-hand combat!
5 - I've been on both ends of that one!
6 - Been there! Watched dozens of 'em display their "epicness" (tee hee) in their ability to screw up a mission
8 - It's the 40 year old pervs that hit on my characters
9 - Rumor has it that I was 13 once, but I forget.
10 - Nekkid cutscense FTW!!!!
11 - You forgot SS, B/P, HB, 100b, and a few others

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12 & 13 - Guilty!
14 - Is there a better place - outside of GToB?
16 - Sorry, that's what candy-corn tonics (whatever they're called) are for.
17 - Can't do that with [NBK]
18 - hehe.
19 - D'oh!.
20 - Jora and Livia are hot! You got a problem with that? (Much better than thinking Norgu is hot)
22 - What's a "GF"?.
23 - How many times to I have to tell you - it's "Victoria's Secret" armor!
24 - Huh?
25 - "Serenity now! Serenity now!

(26) - I've taken a very relaxed attitude about GW2's release date.

P.S. Why did you put this in the Q & A section, and not in Riverside?

Snograt · Jul 05, 2010, 02:36 PM // 14:36

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Originally Posted by snowman relic

jora and livia have nude patches? =o

If a game can be "Texmodded", you can be sure that the first mod will always be a nude patch :/

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Originally Posted by Kook~NBK~

8 - It's the 40 year old pervs that hit on my characters

Oi! Us 40+-year-old pervs are quite happy looking at the shapely rears of our own characters, thank you very much.

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Originally Posted by Kook~NBK~

P.S. Why did you put this in the Q & A section, and not in Riverside?

Ah, so you did make a valid point

Bobby2 · Jul 05, 2010, 04:12 PM // 16:12

3/ F***ing Zhed
6/ I am that elitist
8/ Shit's epic
20/ I am the chairman of the Jora Fanclub
22/ Broke up with her for Jora

Isfit · Jul 05, 2010, 04:19 PM // 16:19

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Originally Posted by Astral_Nomad

3/ You have ever swore at your heroes and henchies or called them names for aggro'ing a mob you DID NOT want to mess with.
7/ You know that underneath a lot female characters there is a male trying to fool you.
11/ You know what ToPK, ToA, SoS, BiP, and IWAY all mean.
12/ You know what "sabway" is and how to modify non-necro professions to work with it.
13/ You know the difference between "noob" and "newbie".
14/ You read the GuildwarsGuru forums for fun and drama.
15/ You refer to Kamadan as "Spamadan".
20/ You think Gwen/Jora/Livia/Eve (or any combination of them) is hot.
25/ You keep reminding yourself "its only a game" when some idiot insults you for making a mistake that they themselves have probably made a thousand times before.

and finally...
You are forever waiting and asking "When is GW2 coming out?"

Guilty of those.

Shake N Bake · Jul 05, 2010, 04:52 PM // 16:52

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Originally Posted by Astral_Nomad

You might be a guildy if...

3/ You have ever swore at your heroes and henchies or called them names for aggro'ing a mob you DID NOT want to mess with.
5/ Your party leader started a mission or PvP match before you were done preparing your build.
6/ You get some elitist on in your party that thinks he knows more about the game than you do and thus tries to take it over.
7/ You know that underneath a lot female characters there is a male trying to fool you.
11/ You know what ToPK, ToA, SoS, BiP, and IWAY all mean.
12/ You know what "sabway" is and how to modify non-necro professions to work with it.
13/ You know the difference between "noob" and "newbie".
14/ You read the GuildwarsGuru forums for fun and drama.
15/ You refer to Kamadan as "Spamadan".
17/ You tailor your character names to be synergetic with your guild tag.
24/ You know that Guild Wars is the only place in the world where alchemy truly exists. You can take something made of 100% iron and salvage 100% steel from it.
25/ You keep reminding yourself "its only a game" when some idiot insults you for making a mistake that they themselves have probably made a thousand times before.

Lol, so true.
Although I couldn't careless about GW 2....

Freeze_XJ · Jul 05, 2010, 05:20 PM // 17:20

1/ standard manouvre, 50% speedboost and there's not much they can do.
2/ check
3/ I still swear more at team mates for doing just that... Even Vekk aggroes less than the average whammo.
4/ and 5/ Only too often.
6/ Check
7/ Check
8/ Check
9/ and 10/ Too old for that

11/ Forgot Terra, 'fuse, Lichway and obsi.
12/ Prefer discord
13/ one to remember indeed... n00bs screw up on purpose, newbies just because they don't know. (n00bs don't want to know, and deserve a /kick when found)
14/ and15/ Check
16/ Nah, i got one, but for other reasons

17/ Chars are older than my guild
18/ The other way round... Making it to Gate of Pain, finding out i HnHed HM :P
19/ Once is enough, really.
20/ You think Gwen (or any combination of them) is hot. Guilty as charged

21/ nah
22/ and 23/ got none
24/ One of the few places where creeps carry money :P
25/ true... only sometimes that fails

You are forever waiting and asking "When is GW2 coming out?" It'll come out a month after Duke Nukem Forever hits the shelves... Heck, even Starcraft II might be faster. I'll believe it when i see it. Previews don't mean nothing.

Kook~NBK~ · Jul 05, 2010, 06:26 PM // 18:26

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Originally Posted by Snograt

Oi! Us 40+-year-old pervs are quite happy looking at the shapely rears of our own characters, thank you very much.

Key words: "our own." I also enjoy the views (but not too much!) that my lady characters provide. But I have no desire to get into a conversation that begins with some stranger PMing me "Hey baby, you're hot!" (or worse)

Quote:

Ah, so you did make a valid point

And that was before the coffee kicked in!

Here's one more:

26. You run out to cap a skill and you either A) forgot to bring a Signet of Capture, B) forgot to change your secondary to match the skill, or C) - you trek all the way across the map to find and kill the desired boss only to discover that you've already capped that skill!